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HELLO FORKERS! July Edition

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  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,143

    Right ... I'm back ... where do you want them Fairy? image

    While I was at Homebase I just popped into the plant centre image and came across a lovely young couple just starting out in gardening - they were very pleased to have found some plugs of dianthus (Sweet William type) with a label that said they flowered 'all year' image  Being me I just had to introduce myself and explain that they will not bloom through the winter months ... what on earth are Homebase thinking of ? image  Suggested they go online on GW forum if they have any queries ... wonder if they will ... they said they would image

    At last we've got the 'Garden Shades' for the seats and shed etc - the fence is already Seagrass - the seats and shed are going to be Beach Blue with Pale Jasmine touches.  

    Last edited: 31 July 2016 11:56:51


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 24,042

    Sounds lovely, Dove. Will we get a photo?

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,888

    home for lunch after the grumpiest customer imaginable. 

    " can I have 2 x 5p bags " ( no please )

    " these " bags for life " bags are 5p today Sir"

    "No, I want the 5p bags"

    " these are 5p too"

    " NO, I want THOSE bags"

    Why do I bother???

    Gave him the sh*tty cheap bags. Hope they split on the way home.

    Hope he shops at Asda next time.

    Devon.
  • Joyce21Joyce21 Posts: 15,489

    There's no pleasing some folk Hosta. image

    SW Scotland
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,143
    Busy-Lizzie says:

    Sounds lovely, Dove. Will we get a photo?

    See original post

     Probably ... eventually ... image

    Hosta ... he probably  has an ulterior purpose for that specific type of bag ... one can only hazard a guess at what that may be ... perhaps they're particularly well suited to suffocating one's partner in their sleep ... perhaps you'd better alert the police to your concerns ... a quick visit by the local constable might prevent a nasty crime and in any event  would put your mind at rest ... and teach him a lesson image

    Oh, did someone say something about wasting police time ... image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,888

    a colleague politely asked a customer to enter her PIN for a credit card. 

    " don't insult my intelligence" was the reply. 

    I suggested she should have countered with 

    " I can't insult it if I can't find it! "

    maybe not?

    Devon.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,143

    OH knows several of his customers' PIN numers ... they say them out loud as they enter them image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,888

    I had a customer who had all her PINs written on a piece of paper behind the little "window" where you'd have a photo.

    "please tell me that's not what I think it is"

    " erm, yes,image"

    Devon.
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Everyone, without exception, no matter what their chosen career, should be made to work in a shop for a year after leaving full time education. 

    It would wind their necks in and the folk who do it for a living wouldn't have to deal with so much kaak! 

    My friend's daughter had her wrist broken at the returns desk of a well known DIY outlet by a bad tempered ****** who slammed a box of plaster coving down on it! WHY? Because he could! She was an 18 yr old school girl working week ends.

    Last edited: 31 July 2016 13:23:45

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Morning all. image

    It's one of my pet peeves...and no I don't work in a shop.

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