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  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,618

    Well you have to have a laugh don't you.?

    Sometimes I don't know how A&E consultants keep a straight face.

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117

    That'll do me M.Up - all of it image  

    What will everyone else have though? ...image   

    I think so many of those A&E stories must be fantastic. Biting your tongue and keeping a straight face must be very tricky! Didn't someone write a book recently about their experiences?

    I ache all over. Would have been easier doing a couple of hills today  image

    Hot shower perhaps. Came in just in time - raining now. That'll give the gravel a little wash  image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,888

    I've had friends in A&E. 

    So many chaps with things ,..... erm..... stuck  " don't tell my wife"

    Devon.
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117

    Oh - your post wasn't there when I said I'd have all of it M.Up... I was referring to the food, not the 'other' things you mentioned...image  image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904
    Muddle-Up says:

    image omg. Eye watering....image

    I heard a great one about a man dressed as Batman, locked in a wardrobe with a fractured arm, and his partner, spreadeagled and naked, tied to their bed...when the police found them....

    Oh hang on...this is a gardening forum, isn't it?

    imageimage

    See original post

     Oh FG you made me laugh! Which bit do you want first. The broken arm. the spread eagled or the Batman suit?

  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,618

    I am sat here with a glass of wine, and hubby wants to know if thats all I've got to do.

    Well, I've fetched the papers, done the sudoku,  made breakfast, done two lines of washing, removed the red wine from his trousers that I spilt on them last week,image dead headed the sweet peas, put the soaker hose round the sweet peas,  picked some for the house, picked 5 pounds of blackcurrants, and prepped for freezer, spiralized some courgettes to go with bolognaise sauce, and emptied the dishwasher.

    Yes thats all I've got to do.

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    HF where I work there's a lot of intermingling with medics. The tales we hear..."yes sir I understand that you fell on the ketchup bottle but at what point did you put the c****m on it? image

  • ClaringtonClarington Posts: 4,949

    *walks in*

    *looks around*

    *walks out sharpish*

  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,618

    I'm amazed at how many people seem to accidentally  sit on assorted vegetables.

     I know we are all gardeners but I've never managed it.imageimage

     Scruff the robin has been fed twice today too. Best live mealworms of course.  He looks a bit of a scruff due to the ruffled feathers where he fights any other robin deigning to think they are allowed on the best patch.

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117

    I think I'm safest with the broken arm...

    Ooh - couldn't drive then...ehhh, the Batman suit...image

    Notice I'm avoiding the other bit....image image

    Fidget - is that all? Lazy mare...image

    Know what you mean though. Glad I don't have to worry about any of that. I stop and start when I want, and as often as I want  image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
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