I think so many of those A&E stories must be fantastic. Biting your tongue and keeping a straight face must be very tricky! Didn't someone write a book recently about their experiences?
I ache all over. Would have been easier doing a couple of hills today
Hot shower perhaps. Came in just in time - raining now. That'll give the gravel a little wash
It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
I heard a great one about a man dressed as Batman, locked in a wardrobe with a fractured arm, and his partner, spreadeagled and naked, tied to their bed...when the police found them....
I am sat here with a glass of wine, and hubby wants to know if thats all I've got to do.
Well, I've fetched the papers, done the sudoku, made breakfast, done two lines of washing, removed the red wine from his trousers that I spilt on them last week, dead headed the sweet peas, put the soaker hose round the sweet peas, picked some for the house, picked 5 pounds of blackcurrants, and prepped for freezer, spiralized some courgettes to go with bolognaise sauce, and emptied the dishwasher.
HF where I work there's a lot of intermingling with medics. The tales we hear..."yes sir I understand that you fell on the ketchup bottle but at what point did you put the c****m on it?
I'm amazed at how many people seem to accidentally sit on assorted vegetables.
I know we are all gardeners but I've never managed it.
Scruff the robin has been fed twice today too. Best live mealworms of course. He looks a bit of a scruff due to the ruffled feathers where he fights any other robin deigning to think they are allowed on the best patch.
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Well you have to have a laugh don't you.?
Sometimes I don't know how A&E consultants keep a straight face.
That'll do me M.Up - all of it
What will everyone else have though? ...
I think so many of those A&E stories must be fantastic. Biting your tongue and keeping a straight face must be very tricky! Didn't someone write a book recently about their experiences?
I ache all over. Would have been easier doing a couple of hills today
Hot shower perhaps. Came in just in time - raining now. That'll give the gravel a little wash
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
I've had friends in A&E.
So many chaps with things ,..... erm..... stuck " don't tell my wife"
Oh - your post wasn't there when I said I'd have all of it M.Up... I was referring to the food, not the 'other' things you mentioned...

I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Oh FG you made me laugh! Which bit do you want first. The broken arm. the spread eagled or the Batman suit?
I am sat here with a glass of wine, and hubby wants to know if thats all I've got to do.
Well, I've fetched the papers, done the sudoku, made breakfast, done two lines of washing, removed the red wine from his trousers that I spilt on them last week,
dead headed the sweet peas, put the soaker hose round the sweet peas, picked some for the house, picked 5 pounds of blackcurrants, and prepped for freezer, spiralized some courgettes to go with bolognaise sauce, and emptied the dishwasher.
Yes thats all I've got to do.
HF where I work there's a lot of intermingling with medics. The tales we hear..."yes sir I understand that you fell on the ketchup bottle but at what point did you put the c****m on it?
*walks in*
*looks around*
*walks out sharpish*
I'm amazed at how many people seem to accidentally sit on assorted vegetables.
I know we are all gardeners but I've never managed it.

Scruff the robin has been fed twice today too. Best live mealworms of course. He looks a bit of a scruff due to the ruffled feathers where he fights any other robin deigning to think they are allowed on the best patch.
I think I'm safest with the broken arm...
Ooh - couldn't drive then...ehhh, the Batman suit...
Notice I'm avoiding the other bit....

Fidget - is that all? Lazy mare...
Know what you mean though. Glad I don't have to worry about any of that. I stop and start when I want, and as often as I want
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...