Brum,
The magic tractor drove down the lane and turned into a field.
TinaTurner wrote (see)
Grow your own dope - plant a man.
Brum/Tina-
Hope you're better soon Verd-you're missing all this lovely hot spring weather ...
Just wonderful! All of them, thank you for making me laugh
I bought a new shrub for a customer. I asked her whether she wanted it in a bed or up against the wall and she slapped my face.
This one is naughty but absolutely true.
Headmaster to pupils in assembly, very seriously, 'I've got something in my trousers you do not have.'
Every eye is fixed on him as the assembled teachers and pupils try to work out what it could possibly be. Head of RE (moi) tries to look dignified.
Headmaster, with dramatic effect: 'Turnips! Oh...er... turnups.'
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Brum,
The magic tractor drove down the lane and turned into a field.
Brum/Tina-
Hope you're better soon Verd-you're missing all this lovely hot spring weather ...
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Just wonderful! All of them, thank you for making me laugh
I bought a new shrub for a customer. I asked her whether she wanted it in a bed or up against the wall and she slapped my face.
This one is naughty but absolutely true.
Headmaster to pupils in assembly, very seriously, 'I've got something in my trousers you do not have.'
Every eye is fixed on him as the assembled teachers and pupils try to work out what it could possibly be.
Head of RE (moi) tries to look dignified.
Headmaster, with dramatic effect: 'Turnips! Oh...er... turnups.'