A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum. The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch. He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the f..k was *that* all about?"
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Jeanie i have copy write on all my jokes,but i will let you off just this once as long as it makes people smile.
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
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Yes.
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How did you manage to get his little legs open?
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his bum.
The doc takes one look and he says, "Jeeze, it looks like we have one hell of a problem here." The guy responds "this is just the tip of the iceberg."
Me and daughter in stitches - easily pleased, well done Dave
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks
A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street.
A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch.
The snail looks up and says, "What the f..k was *that* all about?"