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    To boldly grow where no one has groan before! image

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • No Verdun, no one can tell em  like wot you do.image

  • A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out, as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her the following wishes: -
    - I want my husband to have eyes only for me
    - I want to be the only one in his life
    - I want him to sleep always by my side
    - I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs, and takes me everywhere he goes.
    The Genie turned her into an iPhone!

  • NewBoy2NewBoy2 Posts: 1,813

    Whats the fastest vegetable on the patchAustin Healey Sprout

    Sorry

    Everyone is just trying to be Happy.....So lets help Them.
  • Its the way you tell em Verdunimage

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    My friend called her partner Treasure, when I asked why she said people kept asking where she'd dug him up from.image

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