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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Well, you're always modest Verd. It's your best feature, apart from your lumpy legs of course image

     

    Q:  What vegetable likes going camping?

    A:   A Brussels scout image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Which tree has the softest bark?

    A fur tree of course!

     

    Which tree is the most talked about?

    Poplar?

    You started it Verd! image

    A trowel in the hand is worth a thousand lost under a bush.
  • chickychicky Posts: 10,407

    Which tree carries a bucket and spade .....

  • image Don't know chicky ....

    What's a tree's best Olympic sport?

    Rowan .............. I'll get my coatimage


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Don't know Chicky

    What tree plays tricks

    A Con-nifer.   ?....sorry i'll get mine tooimage

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Like those Bob image

    Need a clue chick.

    What do vegetables say when they go to church?

    Lettuce pray.

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • artjakartjak Posts: 4,167

    Keep them coming! imageimageimage

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