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  • NewBoy2NewBoy2 Posts: 1,813

    My friend texted me from The Somerset Levels and said that the Red Cross were coming up his garden in a boat...

    He asked if they had come to rescue him and they said ..No they were collecting for Syria !!!

    Could be true !!

    Everyone is just trying to be Happy.....So lets help Them.
  • YewJayYewJay Posts: 27

    The new vicar was walking down the road when he saw one of his parishioners leaning on his front fence with a beautiful garden behind him. 'What a wonderful job you and the Lord have done with your garden' he said. ' Arrh ' the old chap replied, 'but you should have seen it when he was doing it on his own!'  

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  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    That joke above wasn't 3 Cornish men, it should be 3 wise women. Who changed it?! 

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • YewJayYewJay Posts: 27

    It must be Cornish Men if they made a pasty;  anyway, where would you find three Wise Women??!!  They don't grow on trees.  Margaret Thatcher has passed on and there was only one of her anyway!!

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Might let you off Verdun, just the once!image

  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    YewJay and Verdun you are both in deep trouble and better get your coats as soon as possible! All cake is confiscated for the next week. KEF is being far too good to you.

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    It isn't any sort of cake because it's confiscated imageimageimage

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
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