Executive driving his Porsch 911 down a country lane comes up behind a tractor, pulls out to overtake when the tractor turns right into a gateway without any warning. Clouds of tyre smoke begin to disperse as the exec gets out of his car and rants at the farmer "What the 'ell do you think you're doing, haven't you ever learned to indicate?"
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A man went into his local shop and asked the sales assistant “Do you sell potato clocks”?
“Potato clocks sir? I’m not sure what you mean,” replied the sales assistant.
“Well” came the explanation
“I’m always late for work, and my boss said I would get there before nine if I got a potato clock.
not a HINT of irony
Thanks, Jess.
I wouldn't have blamed you if there was!
My wife came out with a cuppa and said, "Haha, very funny!" and stepped to the left.
As she fell through the leaves and twigs, fifteen feet into the man trap I'd prepared I couldn't help thinking she watches too much Tom and Jerry.
Spilledbore
Executive driving his Porsch 911 down a country lane comes up behind a tractor, pulls out to overtake when the tractor turns right into a gateway without any warning. Clouds of tyre smoke begin to disperse as the exec gets out of his car and rants at the farmer "What the 'ell do you think you're doing, haven't you ever learned to indicate?"
"But I always turns in yer" came the reply!