cheers me dears
my 5 yr old's favourite is:
why did the tomato blush?
because it saw the salad dressing!
aaaah!
Gardener to friend: ‘Do you know where I could get some slug pellets round here?’
Friend: ‘Have you tried Boots?’
Gardener: ‘ I want to poison them, not kick them to death.’
Tina
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Gardener to friend: ‘Do you know where I could get some slug pellets round here?’ Friend: ‘Have you tried Boots?’ Gardener: ‘ I want to poison them, not kick them to death.’
I bet that gardener wasn't our friend ManicSlugHunter who would probably prefer the boots!
A mother found her small child eating a slug. "Oh no" she said, trying to wipe the infant's mouth. Then she couldn't resist asking "what did it taste like?" "Worms" said the child.
Think you're right there Bob.
A man walks into the doctors with a parsnip in one ear, a carrot in the other and his nostrils blocked with broadbeans.
"What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
"You need to eat more sensibly!"
Oh, it's the way you tell 'um.
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cheers me dears
my 5 yr old's favourite is:
why did the tomato blush?
because it saw the salad dressing!
aaaah!
Gardener to friend: ‘Do you know where I could get some slug pellets round here?’
Friend: ‘Have you tried Boots?’
Gardener: ‘ I want to poison them, not kick them to death.’
Tina
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
I bet that gardener wasn't our friend ManicSlugHunter who would probably prefer the boots!
A mother found her small child eating a slug. "Oh no" she said, trying to wipe the infant's mouth. Then she couldn't resist asking "what did it taste like?" "Worms" said the child.
A man walks into the doctors with a parsnip in one ear, a carrot in the other and his nostrils blocked with broadbeans.
"What's wrong with me, Doctor?"
"You need to eat more sensibly!"
Oh, it's the way you tell 'um.