Why did the badger go to the chemist? To get some pills for badger-ache. Why did the weasel go to the chemist? To get some pills for weasel-ache. Why did the rabbit go to the chemist? To get some pills for rabbit-ache. Why did the fox no no no can't say that here.
Peter, we often get the foxes in about 5 to 6 on a friday night!!!!. usually with a request for something we havn't a hope in hell of getting before monday. " I took my last tablet this morning and I can't get a prescription because the doctors closed"
Peter I genuinely can't remember the joke but it's something about a duchess, her husband, a hat and confusion about a place. The punchline is : 'wear the fox hat'. Sorry - that's all I can remember!
It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
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Why did the badger go to the chemist? To get some pills for badger-ache. Why did the weasel go to the chemist? To get some pills for weasel-ache. Why did the rabbit go to the chemist? To get some pills for rabbit-ache. Why did the fox no no no can't say that here.
Peter...
Very like the one about the fox hat...
but I can't remember it...and I'm a ladeee
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
FG, don't know that one ...
From an old seaside postcard;
Daphne, over the garden fence, says to Flo next door, 'Well I sent my husband down the garden to fetch a cabbage; he went and fell over and died!'
'Oh my' says Flo, 'what did you do?'
'Well,' says Daphne, 'I had to open a tin of peas,'
Peter, we often get the foxes in about 5 to 6 on a friday night!!!!. usually with a request for something we havn't a hope in hell of getting before monday. " I took my last tablet this morning and I can't get a prescription because the doctors closed"
Oh for foxes ache
Shouldn't that be a parrot, verdun, not your coat
Verdun that joke was on the news this morning!!
Peter I genuinely can't remember the joke but it's something about a duchess, her husband, a hat and confusion about a place. The punchline is : 'wear the fox hat'. Sorry - that's all I can remember!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...