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  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    Is it cold enough for a coat in Cornwall, Verdun? It's 26° here, sunny.

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • So you should, Verdun, needed or not! BL, you jammie so n so. Yesterday so warm and clammy but no sun, clothes wouldn't dry on line. Today, blowing a gale so they just tangle around it! 

    I can't even think of a really bad joke, so I'll just go. Just had to say how jealous I am of your weather!

  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    Jeannie, you wouldn't be jealous of my weather in winter, Dordogne is often colder and wetter than England. Better get off here, I read everyon's jokes but I'm no good at telling them, so I'll get my very light, thin, cotton jacket!

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • No, no, Verdun, Keep going!image

  • XX Posts: 707
    Don’t wash your hair in the shower

    It’s so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
    INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT WARNING TO US ALL!!!

    Shampoo Warning!
    I don’t know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!

    I use shampoo in the shower!
    When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very
    clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
    “FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME.”

    No wonder I have been gaining weight!

    Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering
    with Fairy dishwashing soap instead. Its label reads,
    “DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.”
    Problem solved!

  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,612

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  • nutcutletnutcutlet Posts: 27,441

    That is a great one Ms Beehaven

     



    In the sticks near Peterborough
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