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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Verd....I don't know what to say....

    you took the words out my mouth...coat and hat please..image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    I thought Verdun's jokes were quite good. image I can't even think of any.imageimage

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,109

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    I love jokes .... but I can never remember any to telll on here image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,612

    Brum...... you panicked me then.   image

  • this is not a joke but a qoute from Mae West

    Sex is like bridge; if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

     

    Made me smile

    James

  • Oooh really CGimage

  • sorry it must be the extra hour 

    I'm waitting for the shops to open rost chicken to buy and clubcard points to be added then I'm off into the garden to make some room for a compost bin for leaves

     

    James

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    James...tut tut...image

    You'd best hurry with your bin or the wind'll blow the whole lot into another county!

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • nutcutletnutcutlet Posts: 27,441

    I'm a meat ignorant veggie.  I thought roast chicken came out of the oven, not the supermarket



    In the sticks near Peterborough
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