What do trees wear at the seaside ?
Swimming trunks.
Why is grass dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What is a frog's favorite flower?
Croak us..
Keep them coming boys and girls.... just right for my gardening quiz next year
Man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out one ear, a parsnip out the other and a runner bean stuck up his nose.
'What's wrong with me doc?' he asked.
'Well.... it's obvious' said the doctor. 'You're not eating properly'
That wasn't nice "your say", this is meant to be a friendly forum.
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What do trees wear at the seaside ?
Swimming trunks.
Why is grass dangerous?
Because it's full of blades.
What is a frog's favorite flower?
Croak us..
Keep them coming boys and girls.... just right for my gardening quiz next year
Man goes to the doctor with a carrot sticking out one ear, a parsnip out the other and a runner bean stuck up his nose.
'What's wrong with me doc?' he asked.
'Well.... it's obvious' said the doctor. 'You're not eating properly'
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
That wasn't nice "your say", this is meant to be a friendly forum.