A man walked into a supermarket went to a woman and put his hands around her throat and said my name is Art give me 50p , next day he approached a man and put his hands around his throat and said my name is Art give me 50p,
Didn't mean to keep you in suspense Lily - just forgotten i had posted this. the answer wasn't really worth waiting for ..... A beech tree. Coat/door, here i come....
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A man walked into a supermarket went to a woman and put his hands around her throat and said my name is Art give me 50p , next day he approached a man and put his hands around his throat and said my name is Art give me 50p,
headlines in the paper next morning read ,
Arty chokes two for a pound in Tesco's
Still don't know Chicky
Didn't mean to keep you in suspense Lily - just forgotten i had posted this
. the answer wasn't really worth waiting for ..... A beech tree
. Coat/door, here i come....
Theres a stampede for that door Verd - race you !
Aaaah, silly me doh!
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells, and don't work half the time.
Even a worm will turn ............
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Anyone know the rest of that quotation ....................?
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Yes Dove
