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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    I like that one YJ. Reminds me of the episode of Blackadder with Baldrick's dubious coffee!  image

    Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

    Because he couldn't find a date...

    I think that's up to my usual standard Verdun image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • What do you call a lady horse race enthusiast who is still wearing her Ascot flower covered hat at Christmas?

    A seed head! image 

    A trowel in the hand is worth a thousand lost under a bush.
  • YewJayYewJay Posts: 27

    I suppose you can get them all in a garden,,,,,,,,,, So --

    If a centipede a pint, how much would a precipice?

     

    Of course  ----   A sheer drop!!

  • What do you call it when worms take over the world?

    Global worming.

  • Verdun wrote (see)

    What do you call a pigeon that talks too much

     

     

     

     

    a dove ,     Oopppps I'll get my coat

    You know what's going to happen don't you Verdun?

     

     

     

     

     

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    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    Was that Verdun? It only has 7 posts?

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,612

    No thats not verdun. its the alter ego again.

  • chickychicky Posts: 10,407

    Reported  - its like catching the kitchen spammersimage

  • nutcutletnutcutlet Posts: 27,441

    It's Brumbull. The names just changed on my 'ignored' list.



    In the sticks near Peterborough
  • Busy-LizzieBusy-Lizzie Posts: 23,977

    The threads that Brumbull started now say they were started by Verdun.

    Dordogne and Norfolk. Clay in Dordogne, sandy in Norfolk.
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