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• Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

  February 2014

  Noted Fairy

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• YewJay Posts: 27

  February 2014

  Mary Mary quite contrary,

  How does your garden grow?

  With Spanish Bluebells and snails in shells

  And the whole thing is covered in snow!!

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• Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

  February 2014

  KEF wrote (see)

  Noted Fairy

   

  However I thought if someone had same name like when Tracey (Newbie she added later ) joined it added a number to the end . She was Tracey5.  Dunno Will check back here tomoz' to see what you think. Me thinks WUM was not as green as cabbage looking.

   

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• Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

  February 2014

  YewJay wrote (see)

  Mary Mary quite contrary,

  How does your garden grow?

  With Spanish Bluebells and snails in shells

  And the whole thing is covered in snow!!

   

  

   

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• Fairygirl Posts: 55,099

  February 2014

  KEF. Sussed 

  It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....
  
  
  
  I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...

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• YewJay Posts: 27

  February 2014

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• YewJay Posts: 27

  February 2014

  Sorry, that one didn't work

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• Keyser Soze Posts: 126

  February 2014

  YewJay, hey I'm Jewish! But it's no skin off my nose!

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• YewJay Posts: 27

  February 2014

  Hi Keyser Soze.

  Certainly no offense intended and I hope none taken.                       

  Oh yes   ---   What about the chap who was sent a jar of Plums in Brandy for Xmas.

  He replied that he didn't like Plums   --  but he appreciated the spirit in which they were sent!

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