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  • Some gardeners put horse manure on their rhubarb. We have custard.

  • discodavediscodave Posts: 510

    Why can't the Maris Piper ever be King?

    Because he's a common-tater

  • what is a worm's favourite band?

    The Beetles.

  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377
    cufcskim wrote (see)

    British Summertime


    What a wit!! image

  • cloud8cloud8 Posts: 103

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Lettuce

    Lettuce who?

    Lettuce in or I'll climb through the window

  • Love this threadimage- can't think of any joke to add

  • cloud8cloud8 Posts: 103

    From my Uncle Dave - he who eats potatoes and then peas on the same plate is unhygienic

  • jatnikapyarjatnikapyar Posts: 419

    Oh boy, Vernun ,you clever clogs to think of this post! I bet you did not realise how resorceful we gardeners are. Mine are all a bit soiled........I'll put them in an intensive wash programme and then try!imageMeanwhile, still snow, sleet and hail here. Can we have some of your sunshine... PLEASE.

  • jatnikapyarjatnikapyar Posts: 419

    I agree Verdun,I feel truely blessed to have found this forum. It's good lighthearted banter to cheer us up; and yes,some warmth and sun will complete it all!

    By the way, have ordered some more garden furniture....they are so desperate. Ordered afternoon yesterday, delivering today! So all that is missing is the sun.

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