Oh boy, Vernun ,you clever clogs to think of this post! I bet you did not realise how resorceful we gardeners are. Mine are all a bit soiled........I'll put them in an intensive wash programme and then try!Meanwhile, still snow, sleet and hail here. Can we have some of your sunshine... PLEASE.
I agree Verdun,I feel truely blessed to have found this forum. It's good lighthearted banter to cheer us up; and yes,some warmth and sun will complete it all!
By the way, have ordered some more garden furniture....they are so desperate. Ordered afternoon yesterday, delivering today! So all that is missing is the sun.
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Some gardeners put horse manure on their rhubarb. We have custard.
Why can't the Maris Piper ever be King?
Because he's a common-tater
what is a worm's favourite band?
The Beetles.
What a wit!!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in or I'll climb through the window
Love this thread
- can't think of any joke to add
From my Uncle Dave - he who eats potatoes and then peas on the same plate is unhygienic
Oh boy, Vernun ,you clever clogs to think of this post! I bet you did not realise how resorceful we gardeners are. Mine are all a bit soiled........I'll put them in an intensive wash programme and then try!
Meanwhile, still snow, sleet and hail here. Can we have some of your sunshine... PLEASE.
I agree Verdun,I feel truely blessed to have found this forum. It's good lighthearted banter to cheer us up; and yes,some warmth and sun will complete it all!
By the way, have ordered some more garden furniture....they are so desperate. Ordered afternoon yesterday, delivering today! So all that is missing is the sun.