two ladies were chatting over a garden fence and one says to the other,my husband bought me some flowers last night.the other woman replies why the sad face then.she come back with,he'll be exspecting me to keep my legs open all week.the woman replies ,why have'nt you got a vase.
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Lol at all sitting here chuckling away lmao hubby tutting at my myrth! so here's my lame attempt
What"s brown and sticky? ... A stick.Stacey- that was one of my oldest nephew's favourites when he was little!
The other one was - what's blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff.....
KEF...
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Lovely thread. Thanks all for posting
Cockerell to hen watching boy eat scrambled egg "There goes our crazy mixed up kid!"
Are some of those not repets Verdun? Funny though! This thread has made me laugh - thanks to all
two ladies were chatting over a garden fence and one says to the other,my husband bought me some flowers last night.the other woman replies why the sad face then.she come back with,he'll be exspecting me to keep my legs open all week.the woman replies ,why have'nt you got a vase.
David smith3 That's
than mine 
DAvid I nearly choked on my toast....very naughty!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...