Young man in a fast sports car came around a country bend at high speed only to be faced with a tractor & trailer that had just pulled out of a field into his path. With no time to stop or even slow down without hitting the tractor, the young man crashed through the hedge around the back of the trailer, back through the hedge and onto the road again and disappeared.
"Blige Bert", said the farmer to his lad beside him, "we only just got out of that field in time!"
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Young man in a fast sports car came around a country bend at high speed only to be faced with a tractor & trailer that had just pulled out of a field into his path. With no time to stop or even slow down without hitting the tractor, the young man crashed through the hedge around the back of the trailer, back through the hedge and onto the road again and disappeared.
"Blige Bert", said the farmer to his lad beside him, "we only just got out of that field in time!"
My wife said she's leaving me because of my unhealthy obsession with plants. I said where's this stemming from petal?
I used to have a job making furniture out of plants.
I'll tell you, it was no bed of roses.
My chicken came back from the library with a little pamphlet in her beak. She dropped it down by the pond and clucked "Boooook book-book-book".
My frog hopped out from under a stone and looked grumpy. "Reddit" he croaked "reddit reddit".
Peter- that's bad!!!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Why was the little strawberry so worried?
Because his Mummy and Daddy were in a jam
Gilly -that's even worse!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Man goes to the doctors and says he has a strawberry stuck up his bottom. Doctor says don't worry I have some cream for that.