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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,887

    tootles, I've just told Hubby the diary joke.  tee hee.

    Devon.
  • Steve 309Steve 309 Posts: 2,753

    Dunno about the butterlfy, Verdun, but why couldn't the viper vipe her nose?

  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,887

    waiting with baited breath

    Devon.
  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,887

    tsk @ self. Just realised I've typed diary and not dairy. 

    I'll be evicted from Pedants' Corner.

    Devon.
  • Steve 309Steve 309 Posts: 2,753

    er... yes, and while we're on the subject, that's bated breath, as in abated!image

    Because the adder ad 'er 'andkerchief, of course!  Were you never nine?

  • Steve 309Steve 309 Posts: 2,753

    I suppose it might be 'baited' if you had your mouth open to catch flies!

     

    Dairy, dairy me.

  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,887

    I need more sleep. 

    I was thinking of a cat with cheese on its tongue waiting for a mouse. "baited breath"image

    Devon.
  • Steve 309Steve 309 Posts: 2,753

    Eggzakly.

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