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  • ZenjeffZenjeff Posts: 652

    What kind of an animal is a slug

    homeless snail

  • fidgetbonesfidgetbones Posts: 17,612

    Rest Edd. Drink plenty of fluids (water based)

  • ZenjeffZenjeff Posts: 652

    One for the girls

     

    Heart Beet 
    Do you carrot at all for me?
    My heart beets for you,
    With your turnip nose
    And your radish face.
    You are a peach.
    If we cantaloupe,
    Lettuce marry.
    Weed make a swell pear.  

  • ZenjeffZenjeff Posts: 652

    One for the boys

    Two older ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.  One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For £5.00 I'd take my clothes off right now and streak through that stupid flower show!"   "You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a £ 5.00 note   As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.  Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. "What happened?"  asked her waiting friend. "Why, I won first prize for Best Dried Arrangement."

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmqV7GA4NDg

    Anyone else old enough???? image

  • flumpy1flumpy1 Posts: 3,117

    Katie Jane I love the one about the snail it made my hubby chuckle too image

  • flumpy1flumpy1 Posts: 3,117
    Ha ha that's a good one snow I'm going to pass that one on : )
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,443

    Why are Irish jokes acceptable?

    In London. Keen but lazy.
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