Two Irish jokes which don't depend on their supposed lack of intelligence:
Mick goes for a job on a building site (I didn't say there was no stereotyping, did I?) and the foreman says, "OK, Mick, but first I have to give you a test to make sure you know enough about the job."
"Fire away", he replies.
"Right, Mick: What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
"Oh, that's easy", replies our friend, "Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust".
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Why are the Irish the richest people in the world?
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I'm afraid we do.
Lol philippa
. Of course they are
Like myself tetley. Borderline genius in fact
Two Irish jokes which don't depend on their supposed lack of intelligence:
Mick goes for a job on a building site (I didn't say there was no stereotyping, did I?) and the foreman says, "OK, Mick, but first I have to give you a test to make sure you know enough about the job."
"Fire away", he replies.
"Right, Mick: What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
"Oh, that's easy", replies our friend, "Joist wrote Ulysses and Girder wrote Faust".
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Why are the Irish the richest people in the world?
What do you call a patronising criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending condescending