Forum home Talkback
This Forum will close on Wednesday 27 March, 2024. Please refer to the announcement on the Discussions page for further detail.

GardenIng jokes

15051525355

Posts

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,109

    What is small, red and whispers?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    a hoarse radish!

     

    image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,109

    Cos he was dreaming and therefore asleep while he was supposed to be working! image

    The clue's in his job-title image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • image

     

  • Simon69Simon69 Posts: 68

    Which reminds me…….

    Whilst posted overseas, in the Middle East, sometime ago, I woke one morning feeling really under the weather and rather down, so I threw my gardener in a bucket of bleach.

    That really lightened Mahmood.

  • Steve 309Steve 309 Posts: 2,753

    ... because their capital is always Dublin.

     

    (You may need to turn back a page)

  • imageimageimage


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





Sign In or Register to comment.