What do you get when worms take over the world?
Global worming.
A wild life joke;
How do you tell a weasel from a stoat; a stoat is stoately different from a weasel - a weasel is weasaly distinguishable from a stoat.
Oh Gardening Gran - you have me in stitches, you do
Whats brown and runs round the garden
Fence
Verdun
Husband and wide are surveying their garden.
Husband: looking good, isn't it?
Wife: Yes, but you need to replace that scruffy old scarecrow.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Well, Mother's arms are getting rather tired.
Jess, thanks, but did I detect a note of irony there?
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What do you get when worms take over the world?
Global worming.
A wild life joke;
How do you tell a weasel from a stoat; a stoat is stoately different from a weasel - a weasel is weasaly distinguishable from a stoat.
Oh Gardening Gran - you have me in stitches, you do
Whats brown and runs round the garden
Fence
Husband and wide are surveying their garden.
Husband: looking good, isn't it?
Wife: Yes, but you need to replace that scruffy old scarecrow.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Well, Mother's arms are getting rather tired.
Jess, thanks, but did I detect a note of irony there?