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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099
    Bev Pounsett-Krynauw wrote (see)

    Love this threadimage- can't think of any joke to add

    But we can just enjoy reading them Bev!image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377

    Grow your own dope - plant a man.

     

  • LorrainePLorraineP Posts: 218

    TT - hilarious - sorry chaps  image

     

  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377

    Thank you Lorraine.  image

  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377

    No your not Verdun!  Stop being a drama queen.  image

    I've been out and it is sooooo cold.  Bitter wind, so you stay indoors in the warm.

  • happymarionhappymarion Posts: 4,591

    Overheard as my friend was showing a tour group round the Bristol University Botanic Garden "Ah, these are my favourites - not too big, not too small, juct the Epimedium."  The group roared with laughter too!  I did not smile when he pointed out me and another gardener busily weeding on the Mediterranean bank as "Those are Italian peasants" as it was a very hot day (yes, we do have them sometimes" and we were feeling it.  I suppose our sun hats were a bit comical.  That group laughed too. One of those days I will mingle with the group and stay out of sight at the back just to find out what makes them titter as they listen to his jokes.

  • m0rcem0rce Posts: 21

    Man goes to chicken farmer says he wants to start farming chickens and buys 1000 chicks.

    Man goes back to chicken farmer the next month and buys 500 more.

    The man goes to the chicken farmer another month later and buys another 500 chicks at which point the chicken farmer states; "your chicken farm must be coming along well now."

    To which the man responds; "Sadly no. I'm not sure what Im doing wrong. Either planting them to deep, upside down or to close together..."

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