What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
I'll get my coat ...........................
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Dove
A small boy is helping his grandfather to dig up some potatoes.
"Grandpa" he said, "What I want to know is," he says, "why did you bury them?"
Love this thread, I'm rubbish at jokes though so don't think I'll be contributing, but will enjoy the humour from others
Thought I'd bump this up in case anyone feels they need a laugh
Great idea Fairy Let's wait for the maestro to appear
While I'm waiting......
(Seasonal) Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’
What did Father Christmas say to his wife when he looked out of the window? Looks like reindeer
Busy Liz
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
I'll get my coat ...........................
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
https://twitter.com/50ShedsofGrey?original_referer=http://www.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades-of-grey-was-written-by-a-man&tw_i=387222238996725760&tw_p=tweetembed
Dove
A small boy is helping his grandfather to dig up some potatoes.
"Grandpa" he said, "What I want to know is," he says, "why did you bury them?"
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Love this thread, I'm rubbish at jokes though so don't think I'll be contributing, but will enjoy the humour from others
Thought I'd bump this up in case anyone feels they need a laugh
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
Great idea Fairy
Let's wait for the maestro to appear 
While I'm waiting......
(Seasonal) Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’
What did Father Christmas say to his wife when he looked out of the window?
Looks like reindeer
Busy Liz