Now that one is funny
THE EARTHQUAKES. if you rearrange the letters becomes THAT QUEER SHAKE!
And ELEVEN PLUS TWO Believe it or not becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE!! and that is a Bakers Dozen and has nothing to do with gardening!!
This is a genuine answer to a GCSE exam question in 2004 --- --
Question How is dew formed. Answer The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
There. That's a bit closer to gardening but I'm not sure if it is funny or pathetic!
What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars? A pink carnation.
Here's another one as above
Question How do you delay milk turning sour? Answer Keep it in the cow! The boy concerned got an A
Hey Verdun. if you like those Anagrams I have quite a few, but not really gardening ones.
Try SLOT MACHINES -- CASH LOST IN ME.
Or A DECIMAL POINT -- I'M A DOT IN PLACE.
All good. I'm thinking. May take a while----
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Now that one is funny
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
THE EARTHQUAKES. if you rearrange the letters becomes THAT QUEER SHAKE!
And ELEVEN PLUS TWO Believe it or not becomes TWELVE PLUS ONE!! and that is a Bakers Dozen and has nothing to do with gardening!!
This is a genuine answer to a GCSE exam question in 2004 --- --
Question How is dew formed. Answer The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
There. That's a bit closer to gardening but I'm not sure if it is funny or pathetic!
What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars?
A pink carnation.
Here's another one as above
Question How do you delay milk turning sour? Answer Keep it in the cow! The boy concerned got an A
Hey Verdun. if you like those Anagrams I have quite a few, but not really gardening ones.
Try SLOT MACHINES -- CASH LOST IN ME.
Or A DECIMAL POINT -- I'M A DOT IN PLACE.
All good. I'm thinking. May take a while----