Just had really enjoyed re-finding this thread,was crying laughing, even at Verdun! Now I find that it, too is infected. I believe Ashleigh mentioned weeds? However pernicious, even the worst can eventually be rooted out to allow the true flowers to bloom.
I wish I could remember even one joke to get this thread back on it's feet after a not so good day, but as I can only remember rude jokes, I feel they may be disallowed!.
I do have a little ditty, but you'll have to imagine the wee tune!
'When I was a walking with my brother Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at 'im
Now tomatoes is soft and they don't 'urt the skin
But this beggar did, it wus still in the tin'
There are others;-
To market to market to buy a fat cow
To milk it to milk it, she did not know how
So she pulled on it's tail instead of it's T**
And poor little Lucy got covered in s***
Maybe the moderators will get me me 'at, now
Come on now , Verdun, Fairy, Dove, KEF, and everyone. Pathetic soft bullies can't ruin our fun. Give your worst!
I had two pet chimpanzees who unfortunately died. I was very fond of them so decided to preserve their memory and took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.
"Would you like them mounted Sir" asked the taxidermist?
(would never post a nasty, sarcastic, personal or upsetting "joke" though. I saw the post supposedly from me yesterday. because I have ignored "him" and his aliases I didn't realise it was posted.
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Would take a lot more than that 'joke' to upset me, but I did wonder if I'd missed something - but I'd had a G&T
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
nut - I was experimenting on here on Friday - and incredibly - you can change your name to one that's already taken. I did exactly that and was going to post as a certain someone to see what would happen. A touch of 'Spartacus' if you get my drift. Perhaps we should all do that if it happens again
It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
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He's changed his name, if you 'ignore' the false Verdun the real one is still here.
I didn't know you could use an already taken name.
In the sticks near Peterborough
Just had really enjoyed re-finding this thread,was crying laughing, even at Verdun! Now I find that it, too is infected. I believe Ashleigh mentioned weeds? However pernicious, even the worst can eventually be rooted out to allow the true flowers to bloom.
I wish I could remember even one joke to get this thread back on it's feet after a not so good day, but as I can only remember rude jokes, I feel they may be disallowed!.
I do have a little ditty, but you'll have to imagine the wee tune!
'When I was a walking with my brother Jim
Somebody threw a tomato at 'im
Now tomatoes is soft and they don't 'urt the skin
But this beggar did, it wus still in the tin'
There are others;-
To market to market to buy a fat cow
To milk it to milk it, she did not know how
So she pulled on it's tail instead of it's T**
And poor little Lucy got covered in s***
Maybe the moderators will get me me 'at, now
Come on now , Verdun, Fairy, Dove, KEF, and everyone. Pathetic soft bullies can't ruin our fun. Give your worst!
Two snowmen are standing in a field.
One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots"?
I had two pet chimpanzees who unfortunately died. I was very fond of them so decided to preserve their memory and took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.
"Would you like them mounted Sir" asked the taxidermist?
"No thanks" I said, "holding hands will do!"
Well, I wish I'd given him a harder spanking now
It did seem a little odd as it wasn't funny .......... but then, we're used to Verdun's jokes................. maybe I should get my coat
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Would take a lot more than that 'joke' to upset me, but I did wonder if I'd missed something - but I'd had a G&T
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Then there was the Jewish boy who really did not like Paa Snips and was not fond of Garden Pe-s if the weather was cold.
nut - I was experimenting on here on Friday - and incredibly - you can change your name to one that's already taken. I did exactly that and was going to post as a certain someone to see what would happen. A touch of 'Spartacus' if you get my drift. Perhaps we should all do that if it happens again
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...