I know Verd. And my modesty is even more impressive - as you know so well
They weren't strictly garden-y jokes so here's a better one:
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
I'm definitely getting better at this....
New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
Verdun
I used to be a gardener
But I lost the plot
When weeding the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it's a valuable plant.
At large in the garden
My sister's a treasure
She's ruined my seedlings
By trowel and error!!
Ashleigh. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is you that is the weed!!!
If you are offered muddy coffee, you will probably find that it was ground very recently!!
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I know Verd. And my modesty is even more impressive - as you know so well
They weren't strictly garden-y jokes so here's a better one:
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
I'm definitely getting better at this....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
New gardeners learn by trowel and error.
Verdun
I used to be a gardener
But I lost the plot
When weeding the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it.
If it comes out of the ground easily, it's a valuable plant.
At large in the garden
My sister's a treasure
She's ruined my seedlings
By trowel and error!!
Ashleigh. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is you that is the weed!!!
If you are offered muddy coffee, you will probably find that it was ground very recently!!