Honestly you lot - I don't come on here for a few days and when I do, Verdun's still talking about cakes...I'll have to put you on a diet....
But here's a joke, since I'm sure you've missed my quality quips -
What's green and square?
A lemon in disguise.
No cake!! Oh dear, we'll just have to eat bread! Being a gardener, I'll be able to have Home Grown potatoes and carrots with it!
What Diet are we getting? I hope it is the Diet Of Worms - 'cos that was only a lot of people chatting anyway!! Sounds right for gardeners too!!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree without being seen
And how do you know when the elephant's been in the fridge Dove?
Footprints in the butter....
They like using the telephone too...to make trunk calls.....
And holidaying in Tusk-any...
Th th th that's all folks!
That's ok - no applause necessary for those fine specimens
He he fairy, you've been missed.
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Honestly you lot - I don't come on here for a few days and when I do, Verdun's still talking about cakes...I'll have to put you on a diet....
But here's a joke, since I'm sure you've missed my quality quips -
What's green and square?
A lemon in disguise.
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
No cake!! Oh dear, we'll just have to eat bread! Being a gardener, I'll be able to have Home Grown potatoes and carrots with it!
What Diet are we getting? I hope it is the Diet Of Worms - 'cos that was only a lot of people chatting anyway!! Sounds right for gardeners too!!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
So he could hide in a cherry tree without being seen
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
And how do you know when the elephant's been in the fridge Dove?
Footprints in the butter....
They like using the telephone too...to make trunk calls.....
And holidaying in Tusk-any...
Th th th that's all folks!
That's ok - no applause necessary for those fine specimens
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
He he fairy, you've been missed.