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  • XX Posts: 707

    The UK Government are currently recruiting for a newly formed cyber unit to help defend our national security.

    Starting rate is 60,000 Rupees a year, with bonuses available if you can pull off a Geordie accent

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Chicken goes to the library and gets out 10 books. The next day it comes back with them and takes out 10 more. This goes on for 2 weeks. One day the librarian decides to follow the chicken. She ends up at the farm where it lives and follows it to the pond. The chicken is handing each book to a frog sitting at the edge. She hides behind a tree watching and sees the chicken handing another book to him.

    The frog says 'Reddit'... and the chicken hands him the next one....

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Val40Val40 Posts: 1,377

    imageimage Liked that FG.

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,109

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    I've been looking for this thread - one of my favourites image


    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Dove image

    Afties Tina image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • Ms beehaven

    Thought THIS thread was for GARDENING JOKES!

    Your last 3, funny as they are, don't belong, so please send along (without deleting from here, as they still have to be seen and groaned at!) to the thread 'Worst Jokes', I think it's called, as this caters for crap jokes of every denomination except 'gardening'! Please realise that this directive does not come from the GW admin, but from a sad little lady who was born to scousers and can recognise, appreciate and love a joke, and ask for many more, whilst never being able to remember one, or tell it if she could, without giving away the punchline first! I think I missed one j,ene,Jean, jeans gean, oh, one of them thingies that deleted my sense of humour as known to modern ma-per-wo-thin- You know what I mean, bugger off over there, I might 'get it' better in the right context!

    Sue, yours stand up, here!image

  • XX Posts: 707

    Hi Gardenjeannie, sorry if I've stuck some jokes in the wrong place, did have a read through first and they aren't all strictly gardening jokes, we all seem to wander  'off thread' occasionally! I'll remember next time image  Can't find the Worst Jokes thread? X

  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,099

    Quite a few  threads have recently been removed by the powers that be MsB.They were obviously considered unappropriate due to their content. 

    Here's one of my daughter's- on a gardening theme Jeannie!

    What did the Lolla Rossas say to the carrot? 

    Lettuce in...image

    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • DiddydoitDiddydoit Posts: 801

    Get a life Garden jeannie'I dont think that women actavist should be on the site either.imageimage it's a gardening forum not a whinging site.image

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