Well said Verdun
Just to lighten things up a bit - not gardening but daft.
Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?.....................
He was a laughing stock!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
Stupid I know!!
Why did the Head Gardener quit?..........his celery was,nt high enough !
What is a gardeners favourite book?.........War and Peas
Why did the gardener need a cork?..............his garden sprung a leek.
The old ones are the best
Why did the carrot look embarassed?
He had a pea up against a wall....
How do flowers keep up with the news? They read the Dahlia Mail.
I think I just thought of that one...
FG. Trust you to lower the tone. Go stand in the corner.
Peter's is worse..
Actually - the Dahlia Mail would be a better paper anyway...
Verdun...thank goodness we don't......one of your worst!
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Well said Verdun
Just to lighten things up a bit - not gardening but daft.
Did you hear about the Hyena who drank a pint of gravy?.....................
He was a laughing stock!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids
Stupid I know!!
Why did the Head Gardener quit?..........his celery was,nt high enough !
What is a gardeners favourite book?.........War and Peas
Why did the gardener need a cork?..............his garden sprung a leek.
The old ones are the best
Why did the carrot look embarassed?
He had a pea up against a wall....
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
How do flowers keep up with the news? They read the Dahlia Mail.
I think I just thought of that one...
FG. Trust you to lower the tone.
Go stand in the corner.
Peter's is worse..
Actually - the Dahlia Mail would be a better paper anyway...
Verdun...thank goodness we don't......one of your worst!
I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...