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Curmudgeons' Corner 3. I blame it on the scapegoatšŸ

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    The trouble is with one button, you may stab it too hard and damage your screen. It's safer to disperse the force by typing WTF
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    I want two more ..... WTF and FFS šŸ˜¤

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    I would like an exterminate button for a certain flame baiting WUM, misogynist, passive aggressive ā€˜MATEā€™Ā 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor.Ā 

  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Now look what Iā€™ve done āœ… šŸ˜‰Ā 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    Lyn said:
    I would like an exterminate button for a certain flame baiting WUM, misogynist, passive aggressive ā€˜MATEā€™Ā 
    He loves you really , mate.Ā 
    Devon.
  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    Could we have an ejector seat button, like the one in James Bonds Aston Martin?
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    An ejector seat, Q?Ā 
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    ā€œIt's still magic even if you know how it's done.ā€Ā 
  • herbaceousherbaceous Posts: 2,318
    Someone once told me that when a bear growls you should sing to it, definitely don't poke it. I have to admit I've never had a chance to try it out nor met anyone who has sadly.
    "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."Ā  Sir Terry Pratchett
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Does the singing drive it away? Shall we form a choir ? Ā  Ā  šŸ˜‡Ā 

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    My singing would probably drive away most animals
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    ā€œIt's still magic even if you know how it's done.ā€Ā 
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