A colleague went for a routine second scan and was told ‘well you’re not very big considering that there’s two in there’. That was the first she’d heard about it the medic had assumed she knew. She had to have a sit down and a cup of tea etc for shock ... and as she’d gone to the hospital on her own thinking it was routine the hospital had to call her husband, explain the news to him and get him to go and fetch her cos they didn’t want her driving home!
Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
But cant you make a CSA claim against the wine producer after all there was no warning on the bottle about the possibility of getting pregnant??
Some made a claim against an hotel because they gave then a double bed instead of the two singles they’d asked for! Congratulations wild edges, obviously child rearing is not as bad as 🙂it seemed, you must be an optimistic person and believing in greater things to come for our future children.
Sadly my wife wasn't doing the drinking. I try to blame alcohol for a lot of my mistakes but alcohol knows the truth and just sits there shaking its head in disappointment.
Despite the problems we've had Accident #1 has been a lot of fun to raise so far. He's got a very positive attitude, which he must get from his mother . He's probably inherited his intelligence from me though as he spent the best part of an hour this week reading a seed catalogue and laughing at the potatoes. Hopefully by the time they're 18 Brexit will have finally been sorted out and we will be living in the promised utopia with no tuition fees to pay to get an education and the only foreign language they'll have to learn at school will be American as the Europeans still won't be talking to us...
If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
Oh yes, forgot this was the curmudgeon's thread ! I will go and see if l can find something to be curmudgeonly about.....shouldn't take very long these days.
Friends of ours blame the existence of their son on my wife's lasagne. I think the cause was more the brandy and babycham she drank with the lasagne. Their daughter was just a couple of years old and they were enjoying a rare evening out, with grandparents babysitting and picking our friends up from our house. They made the most of not having to drive and were in a very happy frame of mind when they left. In their own words "Things got even friendlier once the grandparents left"
Their son got married in Cyprus, and the evening before the wedding there was a get together in a local bar, where we met the bride's parents for the first time. The mother of the bride asked if I'd know the groom long and I replied "We've known him since we was a lasagne". That caused a look of total bemusement to appear on the mother's face and for the groom to choke on his drink.
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Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.
Congrats from me too!