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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat. (3)

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  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited February 2019
    Lyn said:
    wild edges said:
    I might just book myself in for decommissioning before a third bottle of wine sneaks up on me. :#


    A very wise and noble thing to do 🙂
    If you check the Giggle thread you’ll find instructions on using a snipping tool. On the other hand, I have a Certificate in Lambing and Castration ... if I can be of any help ... 😊 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    Not sure he’d want the full works Dove 😭😱
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • AnniDAnniD Posts: 12,585
    My husband has worked on decommissioning power stations, if that's of any use ?
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    That could be useful, WE seems to be a bit of a power station. 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • Hampshire_HogHampshire_Hog Posts: 1,089
    When my wife and I got together we both had two children each from previous marriages living with us, so I was told nothing in the bed department  and that I had a choice the snip or two bricks and a razor blade  :s

    I chose the snip I know I'm a coward at heart  :)

    "You don't stop gardening because you get old, you get old because you stop gardening." - The Hampshire Hog
  • AnniDAnniD Posts: 12,585
    Lyn said:
    That could be useful, WE seems to be a bit of a power station. 
     :)  B)
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Lyn said:
    That could be useful, WE seems to be a bit of a power station. 
    Are you saying I spout a load of hot air? :o

    Do the NHS do 2 for 1? I could do with a dodgy knee being fixed if they're tinkering about down there.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Lyn said:
    For anyone with unexpected births, remember, an aspirin is the best form of contraception, held between the knees it works wonders. 
    Whose knees, though?
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    Hers! Men will always find a way😀
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • Nanny BeachNanny Beach Posts: 8,719
    Hosta, yes, got one starts: a vacuum cleaner properly one made by the Hoover company, (American manufacturer 1932,) yes, can be used as hoover up crumbs, not in my realm though, I shall stick to vacuuming, thanks.
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