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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat. (3)

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  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Heard about the man who blamed his large family on his wife's deafness?   "When we get into bed, I say, 'Shall we go to sleep, or what?' and she says, 'What?'".

    In the maternity unit I worked in, the sonographers usually said, "Are there twins in your family?......well, there soon will be."
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    For anyone with unexpected births, remember, an aspirin is the best form of contraception, held between the knees it works wonders. 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    I might just book myself in for decommissioning before a third bottle of wine sneaks up on me. :#


    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • hogweedhogweed Posts: 4,053
    :D:D
    'Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement' - Helen Keller
  • Allotment BoyAllotment Boy Posts: 6,774
    Hi just to let you know I have not disappeared. I can’t get on with my laptop I keep getting a msg 404 site unavailable. No idea why doing this on my phone but it’s a test of my patience to say the least🤬
    AB Still learning

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Welcome back to the corner of curmudgeon
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • GWRSGWRS Posts: 8,478
    A Boy , often this computers have a mind of there own 🖥
  • Allotment BoyAllotment Boy Posts: 6,774
    Any IT savvy people got a clue how to fix it? Laptop uses win 7 & google. Doing this on phone is a right PITA 
    AB Still learning

  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    How are you trying to access the site? Have you tried clearing the internet cache etc? It might be trying to connect to a page that was deleted or moved if you're using an old link.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    wild edges said:
    I might just book myself in for decommissioning before a third bottle of wine sneaks up on me. :#


    A very wise and noble thing to do 🙂
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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