Years ago on my way back from Canada....a loooooong flight I listened to the inflight entertainment. This is not something I noramlly do but everyone on the plane was doubled up laughing so I gave it a go.
There was a guy called Jeff Foxworthy on and the general theme was " you know that you're a redneck if...." One of the indicators is if your outdoor furniture used to be your indoor furniture!
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Years ago on my way back from Canada....a loooooong flight I listened to the inflight entertainment. This is not something I noramlly do but everyone on the plane was doubled up laughing so I gave it a go.
There was a guy called Jeff Foxworthy on and the general theme was " you know that you're a redneck if...." One of the indicators is if your outdoor furniture used to be your indoor furniture!
http://www.countryhumor.com/redneck/mightbe.htm
No donkeys were mentioned in the making of this post!
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I MENTIONED ONCE BEFORE ON ANOTHER THREAD THAT I KNEW OF SOMEONE WHO BURIED A THREE PIECE SUITE IN THEIR FRONT GARDEN.
YOU KNOW THOSE OLD BLACK AND WHITE FILMs ABOUT PLANES OR JAPANESE SOLDIERS FOUND IN THE JUNGLE.........
There is the ford tractor cab behind the barn. Does that count?
....and then there was my very first garden where I decided to remove an unsightly rockery and discovered a fireplace...!
Who hid what in a pond on here was it kitty who did something unsavoury? Or geum?
Could I just point out, in my defence, that none of these things were of my doing.