I’m with you, Philippa. I can’t stand discombobulated either - a silly, manufactured word that seems to be said with a touch of superiority, as if the speaker is to be congratulated for having such an exotic vocabulary.
Do you remember the old 'NO HAWKING OR SPITTING ' signs. As a child, I didn't realise that hawking meant selling. You can imagine what I thought it meant in relation to spitting😝. Then ,on the trains, there were 'do not lean out of the window' signs. These were always changed to do not clean soot off the window. To let signs were always changed to toilet. Another one was a hoarding advert like a postcard with wine drinkers on holiday that went: 'Having a wonderful wine ' These always had .'wish you were beer' added underneath.
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Then ,on the trains, there were 'do not lean out of the window' signs. These were always changed to do not clean soot off the window.
To let signs were always changed to toilet.
Another one was a hoarding advert like a postcard with wine drinkers on holiday that went: 'Having a wonderful wine ' These always had .'wish you were beer' added underneath.
I recollect sending postcards saying “The weather is here. Wish you were lovely.”
I remember an advertisement on the Tube saying “80% of top clergy take The Times.” Underneath was added ‘the other 20% buy it’.
My number 1 annoyance at the moment is the Tui ad saying ‘Live Happy’. Just because a word ends in a y doesn’t make it an adverb.
Live and Breathe Every Day
Unlearn
( All the above used on a local Community web site )
Distressfull Images ( TV News presenters favourite phrase when reporting on war scenes, famine victims etc. )