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CURMUDGEONS' CORNER 4. I blame it on the eevil weevils 🐜

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  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    I’ve just put 2 comments on amazon because I was very annoyed with the reviews in there, if you can’t get seeds to grow, don’t blame the company, Ā unless you buy them from China, then you get what you deserve.
    There, that’s bought the curmudgeonly thread back in line.Ā 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor.Ā 

  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    Fairygirl said:
    I've got some spare bricks for @wild edges Lyn.Ā  ;)


    I suppose it’s too late for the elastic band method?Ā 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor.Ā 

  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Well they advertise it as a 'non-scalpel' surgery now so I thought it was going to be done with bricks or bands. Turns out they just poke a hole with a biro or something and then I imagine it's something like diffusing a bomb in an '80s action movie. :#
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • herbaceousherbaceous Posts: 2,318
    So after a year of feeling as though I'm living in a detached house ( heavy metal full volume, vacuum at midnight) the house is sold.Ā  Do they introduce themselves? No. But someone has been using a drill for six hours a day for the last week, the roofing chaps chat to each - one on the roof, one on the ground, at a volume that the whole road must hear. The drill was swapped for a sledge hammer and I started going out for the day.

    Two weeks of this and I moaned to my brother when he 'phoned- all of the above plus the wisteria that is trying to get into my grandson's bedroom.

    Minutes after I got off the phone the door goes and there they are with a big box of chocs and covered in smiles. Had to e-mail my brother and tell him, his comment? "Witch, witch!"

    Blank looks when I mentioned the wisteria - they have a gardener. Also had to go and speak to their decorator, wondering when Mrs Daily will turn upĀ 
    "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."Ā  Sir Terry Pratchett
  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    edited September 2019
    Ā Turns out they just poke a hole with a biro or somethingĀ 
    Do they at least dip it in Dettol?

    Hope it was a very big box of chocs @herbaceous ;)
    @Lyn - I refuse to give reviews on Amazon after they rejected one of mine. There was nothing particularly rude or offensive about it, I just stated that the delivery had been poor and the company hadn't been very helpful etc. I replied to their email saying why had they then allowed a review I'd just read where the person had called a spade a 'spade' in no uncertain terms? The response was as you'd expect. **** allĀ  :/
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    edited September 2019
    I didn’t give a review I just commented on someone else’s, Ā give credit where it’s due, the reviews very just plain rude and one was just plain silly.Ā 

    They usually do reject a review like that because its supposed to be a review of the product' not the service, you have to take that up with the seller. Ā That’s why I hate it when someone writes that the seeds arrived late or something, when in actual fact the seeds will all germinate.Ā 
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor.Ā 

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    On the rare occasion thatĀ  accidentally buy a moody product from China, i never get asked for a review. Strange thatšŸ˜•
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    I met the new neighbours today. I've forgotten their names already :# The lady of the house asked if it was me she'd seen wandering around the garden with a torch at night :DĀ  They seem nice enough though and complimented the garden despite it being on the scruffy side at the moment.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited September 2019
    Wide awake @wild edges? Me too ... and I don’t have a small person keeping me awake ... just the moon looking beautiful and a tawny owl calling out for a friendĀ ...

    Gardening in Central NorfolkĀ on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • wild edgeswild edges Posts: 10,497
    Sick toddler :/Ā  He's normally restless on a full moon but running a temperature into the 40s as well tonight.
    If you can keep your head, while those around you are losing theirs, you may not have grasped the seriousness of the situation.
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