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  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Just been to the hairdressers - which is ordeal enough!  As I was about to leave, I realised I didn't have my card.  The young receptionist said to me, "Have another look in your WALLET(!)"

    Next she'll refer to my trousers as pants, no doubt. 

    Why can't some, so called Brits, speak English English.  Know what I mean?? 
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Artemis3 said:

    ....

    Who owns an insurance company?

    LEAVE.EU

    And Farage funder  ARRON BANKS


    No! And I always believed they were leavers because they were such....patriots! 
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Well they're definitely scoundrels!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Nanny BeachNanny Beach Posts: 8,719
    Helen P3 what do you call a wallett then?
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    B3 said:
    Well they're definitely scoundrels!
    They are!
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    A wallet- used by OH but not by any woman I've ever met:



    Purse- used by me but not by any man I've ever met:


  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152

    Trump says 'everything on the table' in talks on US-UK trade deal

    Q: [To Trump] Should everything be on the table in the talks on a UK-US trade deal?

    Trump says “everything is on the table” in the talks.

    But May says there will only be a deal if both sides agree.

    Q: [To May] Will you take Trump’s advice and stay on?

    “Nice try”, says May.

    She says she is a woman of her word.

    THEGUARDIAN.COM

    Donald Trump says NHS 'on the table' in any UK-US trade deal 

    https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2019/jun/04/donald-trump-president-visit-uk-press-conference-may-visit-labour-calls-us-president-sexual-predator-and-racist-live-news?page=with:block-5cf671d58f082f7da1f2da62#block-5cf671d58f082f7da1f2da62


    So, Brexit or the NHS? Which one?

    The Brexit architects are ..wetting themselves at the thought of privatising our NHS and flogging it to the US, making billions for the private insurance companies they have shares in or own (Arron Banks).

    Meanwhile, medical bills are the #1 cause of bankruptcy and house repossession in America. 

    A Polish woman in the front of the queue to see the GP will be the least of our worries.  How many will be unable to afford to see the GP. Or the drugs. Or the treatment.

    O, Brexit is sure great for Britain.....

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Would you go on a second date with a man who had a coin purse?
    I'm not talking about who pays here. Obviously split the bill.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    Rather a coin purse than a man who keeps his hand in his trouser pocket jingling his coins 😶

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Front or back?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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