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Have a Giggle

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  • K67K67 Posts: 2,506
    Have a giggle the subject line says, the few pages I read were so depressing!
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    It has been said many a time that the title is ironic.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    A man comes home from the pub 
    His wife has gone to work but left a note.
     " Your dinner is in the oven.
     All you need to do is light the gas.
    I have left the gas on for you"

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    Nothing like having a helpful spouse!



    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
     

  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Is Elaine Paige objecting to the Torygraph's creative editing?  
  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    Sam 37 said:
    .... the Torygraph's creative editing?  
    Yes!  And let's not forget the "creative writing" of many of our forms of mass communication too....

    By the way, the musical

    ‘Cats’ will be available on YouTube for 48 hours starting May 15 at 7pm BST (2pm EDT, 4am AEST),

    except for in the UK, where it will be available for 24 hours only. 

  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Help for those parents home schooling their children!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP_pP3Em2o
  • NewBoy2NewBoy2 Posts: 1,813
    Lady has a talking parrot and she is out in the back garden weeding when there is a knock on the front door.

    "Who is it " says the parrot.
    "Its the milkman " says the milkman

    "Who is it " says the parrot.
    "Its the milkman " says the milkman

    After about 10 minutes the milkman cant take anymore and expires on the front step.

    The lady comes to the door eventually  and opens it and gasps.

    "Who is it " says the lady

    "Its the milkman " says the parrot.
    Everyone is just trying to be Happy.....So lets help Them.
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Who would've thought it!  Even parrots have their uses  ;)  
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