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  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    edited May 2020
    Helen P3 said:
    Help for those parents home schooling their children!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muP_pP3Em2o
    That French pronunciation, Helen, took me back to my school days and our French mistress!
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited May 2020
    One can only assume that at least two people’s underwear is becoming a bit too hot for comfort 
    https://inews.co.uk/news/dominic-cummings-boris-johnson-coronavirus-covid-19-collapsed-2548340

    We’ll have fun watching their noses getting longer too 🤥

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    A priest, a vicar and a rabbit walk into a pub.
    The barman asks the rabbit what he wants.
    The rabbit says: "I don't know. I'm only here because of a misprint."🐇
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    A sight for sore eyes


  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    Are you driving to County Durham to get help for them?
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Of course! I'm rich, I have choices. ‪It's your fault if you've failed to understand the  #COVID19 rules.  I interpret them according to MY instincts.  I can, thus, isolate in a cottage in Durham, a castle wood, a riverside, a petrol station and check my eyesight by driving my car.   However, the stupid ones ignored the rules and stayed at home.  I have nothing to apologise about.
  • DovefromaboveDovefromabove Posts: 88,147
    edited May 2020
    We all know that Rees-Mogg claimed that if the Grenfell Tower residents had used their common sense and evacuated rather than obey instructions to stay put and await rescue they wouldn’t have perished. He was sacked. 

    Gardening in Central Norfolk on improved gritty moraine over chalk ... free-draining.





  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    It's always your fault if you're sick, disabled, vulnerable, non-white, and poor.
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Do you still have to be able to read a number plate at a certain distance as part of the driving test? 
    It would then seem perfectly reasonable to drive around reading number plates. You'd need to check a few just to be sure and what with so many people with fewer problems than yourself isolating, there would be fewer cars on the road .
    Having seen on the news about so many people whose instinct was to drive to a well-known beauty spot,it would be obvious that there would be many more number plates available at such places than elsewhere.
    Blindingly obvious!
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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