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  • Artemis3Artemis3 Posts: 751
    edited July 2021
    They never stop, do they?  Several days ago, I received a call telling me my loft insulation needed replacing.....
    I didn't really bother to listen to his "reasons".  I told him, "I live in a first floor flat- no loft, no insulation."  He hasn't called again.

  • Zoe P2Zoe P2 Posts: 848
    edited July 2021
    Have you heard of the Pinocchio Effect? 🤣
    But seriously, such criminals are dangerous to us all.



    I have a dream that my.. children.. one day.. will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character

      Martin Luther King

  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
    On the news this morning:  Naturists and libertines scampering around the dunes at night.  The gendarmes are having trouble booking them as they haven't got anywhere to carry their ID !!!
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Surely they could slot their ID somewhere. 🍑 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • tui34tui34 Posts: 3,493
     :o  :#  @B3 !!
    A good hoeing is worth two waterings.

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    When I heard there was a cure for dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    edited July 2021
    Sam 37 said:
    ...I have no tried and trusted method.  Do you think you could possibly let me have yours, please!

    Yes, I do, Sam.  I hope it works for you!

    You’ll need :enough sterilized jars and lids for your veg  (Hard skinned cucumbers and courgettes are better); salt, sugar, vinegar and various aromatics

       

    For each jar:

    1-2 garlic cloves with skins -washed well

    Half-to 1 teasp mustard seed

    Dried chilli- to taste

    Dill, leaves and stalks, washed- small quantity

    Dry dill seed- a pinch

    1-2 cloves (optional but good especially with cucumbers)

    If you’ve got them , 2-3 sour cherry leaves- thoroughly washed –(help with crunchiness)

     

    Use room temperature veg- not out of the fridge

    Chop up veg in to shapes and sizes you like

    In a pan, place enough water to boil- estimate amount: half a litre water per 1 litre size jar 

    Bring the pan of water to fast boiling point and then add:

    3 soup spns sugar per 1L water

    3 sou spns sea salt

    6 soup spns vinegar (white)

    Stir mixture continuously till salt and sugar have been fully dissolved and continue heating mixture till water comes to fast boiling point

    Turn off heat.  Place veg in to pan and leave for 15 minutes

     

    Using a slotted spoon remove veg from pan- place in a sterilized receptacle

    Then pack veg in to jars

    Bring water back to boiling point

    Using a ladle, carefully fill each jar with boiling water and firmly close lid of each one before doing the next

    Turn jars with screw lids upside down

    Cover jars with a towel to keep warm

    Next day, when the jars are completely cold, turn jars up again

    Store in a cool place and keep an eye on them for 2-3 days.  If the liquid is not as clear as when you put it in the jars, or if you gently shake the jar, bubbles begin to rise, or the lid is bulging a bit, it means air got in to that jar.

    To save the contents, open jar, drain water in to a pan and boil furiously for at least 2 minutes then return it to the jar and close really firmly.  Then turn it over, cover and leave till absolutely cold. Store jar.

    These should be good for up to 2 years.

    And that's it!  Good luck!
  • Sam 37Sam 37 Posts: 1,271
    Thank you, Phaidra!  My kitchen will be a pickling factory for a few hours today.

    There seem to be so many different pickling methods online that the mind boggles! 
    I imagine you got it from your mother?  Now that I know it works for you, I'll tackle my veg, jars and boiling water with...CONFIDENCE :D 
  • PhaidraPhaidra Posts: 582
    Actually, it's my aunt's.

    (My aunt at the age of 5, I think!)
  • Helen P3Helen P3 Posts: 1,152
    It looks very promising, Phaidra.  I might even attempt it!

    What a lovely little girl your aunt was, but so serious!
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