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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • FairygirlFairygirl Posts: 55,117
    Hazel 1 said:
     I think I'll be Swiss.
    That's a very cheesy response Hazel.... :D
    My nephew's favourite joke when he was little was 'What's blue and fluffy?' Think you can all guess the answer.
    He used to roar at that every time. He liked the brown stick one as well. Easy pleased kids, aren't they? 
    Hard to believe he's a lecturer now  :D
    The tail gaters are the worst stewy. I do the brake light thing too B3. They're usually on their phone though and don't see it....
    It's a place where beautiful isn't enough of a word....



    I live in west central Scotland - not where that photo is...
  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    Caravans anyone? [ rapidly ducks down behind sofa ]
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • josusa47josusa47 Posts: 3,530
    Fire said:
    "What's the difference between a duck?
    One of its legs is both the same.

    Why does a mouse when it spins?
    Because the higher it flies, the fewer.

    Can someone explain the joke please?


    No, there's no explanation, it's just gratuitous silliness.

    @fairyg@Fairygirl, sorry, I'm too dim to guess what's blue and fluffy, please enlighten me.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Fluff?
  • Ruby12Ruby12 Posts: 2,193
    We no longer have a car ,OH not well and I do not want to drive .When I wait at the roadside near my doctors which is  adjacent to a crossroad , drivers frequently drive up to the junction ,look right while driving left . The doctors is a few yard left of the junction. Many a time I have been in the process of crossing and had to run because the silly driver hasn’t checked left. Also at the same junction if there are no other cars around some drivers don’t indicate at all leaving the pedestrian confused and in danger .
     Occasional flights into reality. B) 
  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    What do you call a man with a plank on his head?

    What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • ObelixxObelixx Posts: 30,090
    If people tailgate me in situations where passing is impossible or imprudent I too slow down.  If they do it at night I will use my rear fog lights if they really piss me off as I do, nearly always, drive to the speed limit.  

    Current bug bear is flies.   Why do they go and feast on the neighbouring horses and cattle and then poop all over my windows, furniture, floors, tablecloths, work surfaces with their literally bloody droplets?
    Vendée - 20kms from Atlantic coast.
    "The price good men (and women) pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men (and women)."
    Plato
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    What do you call a man with 3 planks on his head?

     Edward Woodward?

  • punkdocpunkdoc Posts: 15,039
    Yeah!
    How can you lie there and think of England
    When you don't even know who's in the team

    S.Yorkshire/Derbyshire border
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    Do you excrete in your kitchen? Fastidious flies forego too.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
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