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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    What do you call a lady who has only one tooth?
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Peg?
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    No she's got one leg.
    The dentally challenged lady is Juanita.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    I’d opt for Bridget.
    Rutland, England
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
     :D 
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • stewyfizzstewyfizz Posts: 161
    Bad/inconsiderate drivers are winding me up lately. Just put up with someone behind me who was firmly in the camp that seem to think that the closer they get to me the faster i will go. Sorry mate i don't work that way. Closer you are the slower i go. I ended up doing 25 on a 40mph road and he still didnt get the hint. Idiot. Don't get me started on those 'yoofs' on road-going Quad bikes either.
    Gardening. The cause of, and solution to, all of my problems.
  • Joyce21Joyce21 Posts: 15,489
    I got caught up in a line of traffic this morning......motorcyclist with an L plate practically straddling the white line in the middle of the road and doing 25mph.
    SW Scotland
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    The plot is that there is no plot.
    Make a ridiculously outlandish and preferably curmudgeonly, random statement and see if anybody nibbles.
    SF&J21 my theory is,if I had to choose, I'd rather be  rear ended at 20mph than 50 so I slow down rather than speed up.
    It sometimes helps to flash your headlights as the moron behind might think it's your brake lights and slow down.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    edited August 2018
    B, I have an espalier tree called Anita.
  • LynLyn Posts: 23,190
    I have a cat called Thomas 😺
    Gardening on the wild, windy west side of Dartmoor. 

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