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Curmudgeon' s Corner. I blame it on the heat.

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  • Hostafan1Hostafan1 Posts: 34,889
    How about 
    "They're on their way there" ?
    Devon.
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    Mad vicars eat Marmite and jam sandwiches under new pulpits.

    Any guesses?
  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    Fire said:
    Mad vicars eat Marmite and jam sandwiches under new pulpits.

    Any guesses?
    I always thought that one was Motor Vehicles Enjoy Milkshakes Just Standing Under Neon Placards.

    Happily the pulpits and placards have recently been reinstated because for a while there both sets of nonsense have been even more nonsensical  :)
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    “It's still magic even if you know how it's done.” 
  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    nellie eats chocolate, every sickly slice. 
    The guard guards you first
    This is d this i this is f f i, this is c this is u this is l t y
    Accommodate can accommodate 2 of everything

    There are loads of these - confirmation that lots of people find it hard  B)
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    “It's still magic even if you know how it's done.” 
  • FireFire Posts: 19,096
    "I always thought that one was Motor Vehicles Enjoy Milkshakes Just Standing Under Neon Placards."

    My dad wanted to get the asteroid belt in.
  • raisingirlraisingirl Posts: 7,093
    Fire said:

    My dad wanted to get the asteroid belt in.
    Oh right - good work that man  :D
    Gardening on the edge of Exmoor, in Devon

    “It's still magic even if you know how it's done.” 
  • Oh I love that! We had a resident toad in our Woodpile in the garage,and neither of us would pick him up,so out he used to go on the shovel,and blow me he was always back within a couple of days!
    I remember my childhood being full of adventures,we lived near pine forests,so every night my Mum sat us on the draining board scrubbing our knees with Vim!!  (Resin from the tree climbing)
    What happy days they were though,allowed to run free!
    The whole truth is an instrument that can only be played by an expert.
  • BenCottoBenCotto Posts: 4,718
    Marestail was used for polishing pewter - she could have used that.
    Rutland, England
  • Picidae said:
    I suppose, very, very occasionally you might try a shirt with two collars and one sleeve!
    Ok, now you've confused me!  :D 
    I wish I was a glow worm
    A glow worm's never glum
    Cos how can you be grumpy
    When the sun shines out your bum!
  • B3B3 Posts: 27,505
    I tell my students that it isn't necessary for a doctor to be able to spell antirrhinum. If they need the word, they can look it up. Similarly, a gardener doesn't need to be able to spell diarrhoea.
    It is only necessary to learn to spell words you use regularly - unless you're teaching spelling.
    In London. Keen but lazy.
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