THIS IS MY SHED. IT'S A GROWN UP SHADE OF GREEN. THE COMPOST BINS I BUILT WITH MY OWN FAIR HANDS LAST YEAR AND THEY TOO WILL BE TONED DOWN WITH SAID GREEN.
WHEN I MADE THEM THEY WERE A PICTURE OF COMPOSTERLY LOVLINESS SO I STOLE SOME CARPET FROM THE TIP TO MAKE A WINTER BLANKY, FOUND BITS OF WOOD TO PUT OVER THE TOP AND AN ELEGANTLY DISTRESSED DOOR FOR OVER THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
THE WITCHES CAULDRON WAS LEFT BY THE PREVIOUS LADY BUT THE PALLETS ARE ALL MY OWN WORK. A SOUPCON OF DECADENCE! THE CONCRETE BASE IS WHERE A POTTING SHED ONCE STOOD BUT I NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE....
THE MPC IS THERE BECAUSE THE GARAGE IS A FULL TEN FEET AWAY AND THE LEAF MOULD BAG WAS ATTACKED BY MAGPIES.
WELL NOW JOYCE DURING THE GREAT BLACKOUT OF JUNE 3RD I HAD TIME TO WANDER WILLY NILLY AMONGST THE DETRITUS AND THERE IS A NEVER ENDING TRAIL OF DECAY. I FIND MYSELF SAYING "WHAT WOULD RUNNYBEAK DO"?
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We must not mock the people on other threads. There are many paths to the top of the compost heap but the view is the same.
If f you are having trouble with the bucket allusion, think of the contraceptive efficacy of the simple aspirin when held between the knees.
Will return to this site in 48 hours. GO PANSY
Aye, shame.
Iconoclasts return. I have uncovered an egregiously grotty patch which I will share with you tomorrow when I have slathered myself in Avon jollop!
SORRY FORGOT TO BOLD IT.
HOPEFULLY SOMETIME IT WON'T BE NECESSARY
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But what an achievement!
TOO BAD.
THIS IS MY SHED. IT'S A GROWN UP SHADE OF GREEN. THE COMPOST BINS I BUILT WITH MY OWN FAIR HANDS LAST YEAR AND THEY TOO WILL BE TONED DOWN WITH SAID GREEN.
WHEN I MADE THEM THEY WERE A PICTURE OF COMPOSTERLY LOVLINESS SO I STOLE SOME CARPET FROM THE TIP TO MAKE A WINTER BLANKY, FOUND BITS OF WOOD TO PUT OVER THE TOP AND AN ELEGANTLY DISTRESSED DOOR FOR OVER THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
THE WITCHES CAULDRON WAS LEFT BY THE PREVIOUS LADY BUT THE PALLETS ARE ALL MY OWN WORK. A SOUPCON OF DECADENCE! THE CONCRETE BASE IS WHERE A POTTING SHED ONCE STOOD BUT I NEVER HAD THE PLEASURE....
THE MPC IS THERE BECAUSE THE GARAGE IS A FULL TEN FEET AWAY AND THE LEAF MOULD BAG WAS ATTACKED BY MAGPIES.
I'm very impressed by you handiwork Plantpauper
What's next?
WELL NOW JOYCE DURING THE GREAT BLACKOUT OF JUNE 3RD I HAD TIME TO WANDER WILLY NILLY AMONGST THE DETRITUS AND THERE IS A NEVER ENDING TRAIL OF DECAY. I FIND MYSELF SAYING "WHAT WOULD RUNNYBEAK DO"?
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