How true SV. The poor man must be demented! That'll teach him to leave well alone. I'll bet he calls us much worse than that when he's talking to himself in the mirror.
PP - what a joy it is to smile and see the funny side of life! There's too much negative day by day, and, like you, having discovered this thread, I have had a permanent grin on my face!
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There was a young lady from spain
Who liked to dance out in the rain
The neighbours would laugh
As she took her bath
Then wrung out her nicks down the drain
There once was a lady named mabel
Who potted her plants on her table
Her OH was p***ed
Cos his dinner he missed
So he banished her off to the stable
And there there was horse poo a plenty,
She sold it for one pound and twenty,
Said Mynx "my that's cheap,
I'll take the whole heap"
And her man is still running on empty!
There is a young man who's called Dan
Of whom I am really a fan.
He answers us all
And is not known to call
old and unreconstructed who don't understand how to rhyme or scan "idiots"
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How true SV. The poor man must be demented! That'll teach him to leave well alone. I'll bet he calls us much worse than that when he's talking to himself in the mirror.
I read today PP that talking to yourself out loud is a sign of intelligence.
There once was a lady called Vi
Who chatted out loud and said "hi"
to her image in glass
though she talked out her a***
And thought she was of IQ quite high.
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This thread has been an absolute delight today. I've had so many laughs!
PP - what a joy it is to smile and see the funny side of life! There's too much negative day by day, and, like you, having discovered this thread, I have had a permanent grin on my face!
Told by Jewel and Warriss in the dim and distant past:
There was a cow from Huddersfield
Who had a cow who wouldn't yield
The reason why she wouldn't yield
She didn't like her udders field.
Good one Malcolm. But just wondering - who are/were "Jewel and Warriss"? Not names I recognise, I'm afraid.