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  • Hebe PHebe P Posts: 3

    There once was a much loved web forum

    Where no garden question could floor 'em

    Change caused such uproar (argh)

    That Daniel and Nora

    Worked hard to restore some decorum!

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    HeHe Decorum. You can only restore what was there in the first place! Good one Hebe P!

  • Stevo4Stevo4 Posts: 109

    When it comes to pure shame

    there's none other to blame

    than the idle bulb buyer, plant pauper.

    I couldn't resist it...sorryimage

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Don't know what you mean. Has someone stolen my avatar? image

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    There was a young woman from Tottenham

    Manners she'd truly forgotten 'em

    One day at the vicars

    She took of her knickers

    Exclaiming she felt too hot in 'em.  

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Isn't it great that knickers rhymes with vicars? It's just begging for trouble!

  • pitter-patterpitter-patter Posts: 2,429

    Thanks, plant pauper. It is Van Gogh - The Sower. Great limericks everyone! image

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Not one that I'm familiar with. I'm a huge van Gogh fan. I love his work. I went to the Scottish Impressionists exhibition in Edinburgh a few years ago and there were Monets, Manets, Degas and the "big one" for me was a van Gogh. An olive grove one and I have never seen anything like it. Flat screens can only do so much but the texture on that painting blew my mind.

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    Anyway...back to the serious business.

    Show us your shockers!

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    The vicar's wife she was there

    Feeling very merry

    Swinging on the chandelier

    And pee*ng in the sherry

    Amazing what you remember from school image

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