HeHe! Drink the rum and beat the slugs!
"Oh Dear"
We have a neighbour Plant Pauper
Up to things she shouldn't ought-er
Now she's up on the roof
Which gives us the proof
She's much madder than we thought-er.
Frank.
HeeHeeHee!
Loving this thread
When brain not in gear
After consuming some beer
I ordered a bed
What arrived was a shed
I'll be sleeping alone I fear
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all ?
Not you it said
My face went red
No one was near
As I shed a tear
My eyes still leaked
The mirror peeked
I stared it back
It didn't crack
So I threw it on the floor
There once was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
@ was all covered with weeds.
Spider spider on the wall
Ain't you got no sense at all
Can't you see the wall's been plastered
Get off there you silly spider.
The workers have come home for food,
So we have to sit and be good,
Let's pretend that all day,
We've been working away,
And doing what good gardeners should!
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HeHe! Drink the rum and beat the slugs!
"Oh Dear"
We have a neighbour Plant Pauper
Up to things she shouldn't ought-er
Now she's up on the roof
Which gives us the proof
She's much madder than we thought-er.
Frank.
HeeHeeHee!
Loving this thread
When brain not in gear
After consuming some beer
I ordered a bed
What arrived was a shed
I'll be sleeping alone I fear
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the fairest of them all ?
Not you it said
My face went red
No one was near
As I shed a tear
My eyes still leaked
The mirror peeked
I stared it back
It didn't crack
So I threw it on the floor
There once was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
@ was all covered with weeds.
Spider spider on the wall
Ain't you got no sense at all
Can't you see the wall's been plastered
Get off there you silly spider.
The workers have come home for food,
So we have to sit and be good,
Let's pretend that all day,
We've been working away,
And doing what good gardeners should!