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  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    HeHe! Drink the rum and beat the slugs!

  • PalaisglidePalaisglide Posts: 3,414

    "Oh Dear"

    We have a neighbour Plant Pauper

    Up to things she shouldn't ought-er

    Now she's up on the roof

    Which gives us the proof

    She's much madder than we thought-er.

    Frank.

  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    HeeHeeHee!

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Loving this threadimage

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    When brain not in gear

    After consuming some beer

    I ordered a bed 

    What arrived was a shed

    I'll be sleeping alone I fear

  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

    Mirror mirror on the wall

    Who is the fairest of them all ?

    Not you it said

    My face went red

    No one was near 

    As I shed a tear

    My eyes still leaked 

    The mirror peeked

    I stared it back

    It didn't crack

    So I threw it on the floor image

  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    There once was a young man from Leeds

    Who swallowed a packet of seeds

    @ was all covered with weeds.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • Lupin 1Lupin 1 Posts: 8,916

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  • B3B3 Posts: 27,504

    Spider spider on the wall

    Ain't you got no sense at all

    Can't you see the wall's been plastered

    Get off there you silly spider.

    In London. Keen but lazy.
  • plant pauperplant pauper Posts: 6,904

    The workers have come home for food,

    So we have to sit and be good,

    Let's pretend that all day,

    We've been working away,

    And doing what good gardeners should!

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